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Posts Tagged ‘beyonce

return of… the POSE.

Posted by: ms. america on: February 23, 2009

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aaagh! i am petitioning Congress for a ban on Beyonce at any red carpet appearance from this day forth.
You can recycle that fugtastic constipated cheerleader (“reeeaaady? ok!”) pose with any of her unflattering too-tight  gowns and get the same effect. (like when she busted it out at the Golden Globes.) aaaagghhhh!! we get it bey, [...]

all over the globe(s)….

Posted by: ms. america on: January 13, 2009

i dont give a rat’s tail about any sort of awards show, but i must admit i love to see how the folks dress. i imagine it must be rather boring to be a man and have nothing to choose from but a rack of similar looking suits!
i liked a few of the dresses, but [...]

two for tuesday…

Posted by: ms. america on: December 23, 2008

so havent you been wondering what’s been causing all this crazy weather across the US lately? Well arent you excited I have the answer? Beyonce has been swangin that damn wig so hard out there in LA that even El Nino cant compete with the winds that thing is stirring up.
exhibit a: Beyonce, Diva
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